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In 2005 I moved to London from Sweden to do full-time modelling. I’m only 5’5, but I have made it work against all odds. Who knew there was such a big market for petite ladies?

Little did I know that I would be here in this lovely city for over 12 years and I now live in Clapham with my hubby Garth and Olive the tiny and very naughty Frenchie. We also have a little mini-me on the way who will be ready baked in the beginning of September.

I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude of your complete lack of talent and failure to carry out the job for which you are paid to do. I am not aware of any swear word or other derogatory phrase in my current vocabulary which comes close to a description of your ‘performance’ (and I use that term loosely) this afternoon, but let me just say that you have collectively reached a level of inadequacy and ineptitude that neither I nor modern science had previously considered possible.

In fact I recall a time, in my youth, when I decided to call in sick at work and instead spent the entire day in my one bedroom flat wearing nothing but my underpants, eating toast and wánking furiously over second-rate Scandinavian porn. Yet somehow, I still managed to contribute more to my employer in that one Andrex-filled day than you complete bunch of toss-baskets have contributed to this club in your entire time here.

I would genuinely like to know how you pathetic little píssflaps sleep at night, knowing full well that you have taken my money and that of several thousand others and delivered precisely fúck all in return. I run a business myself, and I believe I could take any 4,000 of my customers at random; burn down their houses, impregnate their wives and then dismember their children before systematically sending them back in the post, limb-by-limb, and still ensure a level of customer satisfaction which exceeds that which I have experienced at Blundell Park at any time so far this season.

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Vi använder cookies för att ge dig en bättre upplevelse av metromode.se. Genom att använda metromode.se godkänner du detta.

In 2005 I moved to London from Sweden to do full-time modelling. I’m only 5’5, but I have made it work against all odds. Who knew there was such a big market for petite ladies?

Little did I know that I would be here in this lovely city for over 12 years and I now live in Clapham with my hubby Garth and Olive the tiny and very naughty Frenchie. We also have a little mini-me on the way who will be ready baked in the beginning of September.

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Vi använder cookies för att ge dig en bättre upplevelse av metromode.se. Genom att använda metromode.se godkänner du detta.

In 2005 I moved to London from Sweden to do full-time modelling. I’m only 5’5, but I have made it work against all odds. Who knew there was such a big market for petite ladies?

Little did I know that I would be here in this lovely city for over 12 years and I now live in Clapham with my hubby Garth and Olive the tiny and very naughty Frenchie. We also have a little mini-me on the way who will be ready baked in the beginning of September.

I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude of your complete lack of talent and failure to carry out the job for which you are paid to do. I am not aware of any swear word or other derogatory phrase in my current vocabulary which comes close to a description of your ‘performance’ (and I use that term loosely) this afternoon, but let me just say that you have collectively reached a level of inadequacy and ineptitude that neither I nor modern science had previously considered possible.

In fact I recall a time, in my youth, when I decided to call in sick at work and instead spent the entire day in my one bedroom flat wearing nothing but my underpants, eating toast and wánking furiously over second-rate Scandinavian porn. Yet somehow, I still managed to contribute more to my employer in that one Andrex-filled day than you complete bunch of toss-baskets have contributed to this club in your entire time here.

I would genuinely like to know how you pathetic little píssflaps sleep at night, knowing full well that you have taken my money and that of several thousand others and delivered precisely fúck all in return. I run a business myself, and I believe I could take any 4,000 of my customers at random; burn down their houses, impregnate their wives and then dismember their children before systematically sending them back in the post, limb-by-limb, and still ensure a level of customer satisfaction which exceeds that which I have experienced at Blundell Park at any time so far this season.

Bloggen gör comeback med en högst seriös låttext, men var inte oroliga, det blir snart oseriöst igen! I’m guilty as charged Maybe it’s just a look But that’s how I feel I’m acting up tonight Put on my silly face … Continue reading →

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